Aaron Fucking Rodgers

 






No he has not announced he's coming to Pittsburgh. Yes, I have listened to every Pat McAfee segment, yes I have listened to every Rich Eisen segment, yes I listened to his 3 hour Rogan appearance, yes I listened to his latest Chicago Q&A, and yes I will continue loving him while he flirts and edges me until completion.

Now you must be wondering why the fuck I said all of that. Well I think our current Fantasy league is doing the exact same thing to us, much like my future QB1 is doing to me and let me explain. 

(Congrats Wilson on winning the league last year. Probably should be given his flowers but nobody gives a fuck.) 
I care but don't want to admit it.


This entire point of the blog is to maybe edge the boys a little, flirt, and maybe just maybe bust. 

Last year I got thrown into a league that I had no interest in playing. But what I found was a new addiction that's stronger than: nicotine, alcohol, wheed, zaps, and rolling around in cattails to become a bird to fly with the boys. 


Steelers have had an entire different QB room for the last 3 seasons: Rodgey, Mason, Howard. Russy, Jussy, Kyle Allen. Pickett, Tribusky, Rudolph. Every year changes, changes, changes, but nothing changes. I have a solution to all the changes every year and its one last single final change that will be set in stone for literal decades to come.


DYNASTY LEAGUE


Short, sweet and to the point. 

Last few notes: 
- I'd help support and help anyone that has any questions on the matter or to those that haven't played. 
- I'd help build the perfect league (I already have it in mind but this is the soft opener).
- It checks every single box that everyone wants out of our fantasy league.

~ My Brain














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