A Lucky War

My Brain is chalked, it's scrambled eggs, and broken. If you read this please bare with me through the sporadic, unhinged, and uncontrolled thought process of any attempt to chain any sort of thought together that could entertain you. 


I wasn't going to write one this week, well I was, but it wasn't going to be as in-depth as most due to the fact I am fully at war with what I can only assume is a bad concoction of malaria, covid, and leprosy. Did I bring this disease that many people outside of me wouldn't survive because I didn't sleep an ounce this last weekend in Ashville because of Adderall and scheduling my flight back Sunday morning for 6am so I didn't go to bed Saturday night and just straight hopped on the red eye? Maybe. The point is I am 29 years old and the performance I had just put this last weekend was one for the ages, but due to age my week and brain are now fucked. 

When you combine the number of hot takes over a week I've spewed over 5 different group chats + my mouthyness + the steelers losing  = I am at war every Sunday on like 5 different fronts. Now throwing in the fact I am on my deathbed and my star running back just died, the gloves are off.

Power Rankings in no order I am at War on 5 different fronts version:

Good Good Teams who actually deserve to be good but unlucky when it comes to injuries:

- In Chase we Trust - Lukas 
- A Fierce Breeze - Kyle 
- Hot Dug - Doug 

Goodish Teams who have the worst luck with injury:
- Kamel whatever fucking number combination you have in your name - Will
- My Goodies - Alan: I am putting the entire broncos in the injury-luck category.
- Slay all Day - Chris

Decent teams that tried to make their team better:
- Thiccstooge - Brian
- Joint Per Reception - Kirk

Bad teams who had a bad draft but got lucky with the wavier wire/NFL trades:
- Scam Fakers - Matt 

Bad bad teams that somehow got lucky off the rip who still may be in the calendar hunt:
- Douglas Dug, DD - Cody

Super Bad teams who may be right on the weekly Dionate Vrs maybe not confirmed scary Terry conversation:
- Sunday Cookout - Dustin

The "I am so mad I can't rationally rank team that sends screenshots of monopoly money gambling and then talks trash after winning by 20pts when I have the #1 WR and the #2-3 QB on the year on bye week who then will text me "U mad bro" when clearly I'm fucking mad, team"
- Hide and Go Zeke - Austin


I'd like to take this last sentence to not apologize for the lack of cohesive thoughts I just spewed out. I am tilted and chalked.

My Brain,




  

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