Sex Panthers Week 1 Power Stance?

I know it's Halloween but I feel as if we have hit the age where this Holiday just sucks. I'd like to call it the dead zone. The dead zone is simply you're too old to go to the bars/parties in costume but too young that you don't have a little kiddy to take around for an hour in the shittest weather possible to take 1,000 pictures to then come home and inhale all the candy "your kid" collected. But in honor of Halloween, let's take a gander at what costumes everyone has worn in the past: (Didn't know Will joined Chris for a Halloween party back then) (I did not make this, this was on Will's social media) It's good to reminisce on the past and what was, but unfortunately the "Halloween dead zone" is here.  Entering week 9 in fantasy football is typically the "dead zone" when about 6-8 people start really trying as they are in the playoffs or close to the range and or 4-6 people give up because their team is 1-7 and put up the...

  Notice the highlighted lines there.  One of the Insurance Companies we do business with has adopted the slogan of "Frank Conversations" over the last few years. The point is to basically have an open and honest conversation with someone who you would offend or disappoint, but starting it off with "Let's have a Frank Conversation" typically lightens the blow of the negativity you are about to present them. So you fucking losers, I today will be having a Frank conversation with each of you as owners in regards to your team. I hope the fact I am presenting it as a frank conversation will help you cope with my opinion of your own team and maybe help your decisions going forward. So let's begin our frank conversations: Joint per Reception:  Unequivocally the unluckiest fantasy manager this year. With 4 starting RB's hitting IR within 7 weeks in a 12-man + double flex league. Throw in you have the most points against, and a bunch of soft fucking pussy non-tr...

 Everyones Roster rolling into week 7: This week and really last week is typically the measuring stick time (in my opinion) to truly evaluate yourself as a fantasy manager to this point. Again, I know this paints me in a bit of a psychopathic looney bin esq image but it's true. I actually have spent the last few weeks evaluating all of my decisions thus far into the fantasy year and my conclusion thus far has been don't draft an entire NFL team unless it's the Dolphins. Okay now that I have gone through the draft phase portion of the year, let's start seeing trades/trade offers, let's see FAAB pickups, and let's see managing a team. But the conclusion I keep running into is that because of our off-season changes to the league and what's currently happening in the NFL, we kinda fucked ourselves.  Yes, I will acknowledge the purple stew simmering above the dead black panther in a minute.  PS: Cody Taylor is going to be jerking his chicken to the next portion h...

Editors note to start: Honestly, I had a pretty big write-up today but I am deleting it. I'll give you the intro for funsies and I will follow with the rankings. I am going to be hammering the trade block this week as I try to recover from losing 4 runnings in a two-week period. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Devil on my Shoulder When I googled dictators through history this is what popped up: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Onto the rankings! Last weeks rankings: 1.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 2.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 3.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 4.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 5.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 6.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 7.) Pitts n Giggles 8.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 9.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 10.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 11.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 12.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada This we...

 Hi, Football is canceled. Football is over. I don't care about the Steelers or anything attributed to this team' or things of that nature.  I am so fucking sad so whatever heres your fucking rankings. 1.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 2.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 3.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 4.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 5.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 6.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 7.) Pitts n Giggles 8.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 9.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 10.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 11.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada 12.) Fire Tomlin and Matt Canada - Fuck. Matt. Canada. ~ My Brain