Sex Panthers Week 1 Power Stance?

My Brain is chalked, it's scrambled eggs, and broken. If you read this please bare with me through the sporadic, unhinged, and uncontrolled thought process of any attempt to chain any sort of thought together that could entertain you.  I wasn't going to write one this week, well I was, but it wasn't going to be as in-depth as most due to the fact I am fully at war with what I can only assume is a bad concoction of malaria, covid, and leprosy. Did I bring this disease that many people outside of me wouldn't survive because I didn't sleep an ounce this last weekend in Ashville because of Adderall and scheduling my flight back Sunday morning for 6am so I didn't go to bed Saturday night and just straight hopped on the red eye? Maybe. The point is I am 29 years old and the performance I had just put this last weekend was one for the ages, but due to age my week and brain are now fucked.  When you combine the number of hot takes over a week I've spewed over 5 diff...

Waffles. As of tonight, we close out week 6 with not much movement on the waivers, trades, or even trash talk amongst each other. Granted I had expected a week like this and I've had this topic banked for weeks now. But as I began to undress it over these last few weeks it was like reflecting on the first time you undressed a lady (or man) in the sense of now you've learned way more since the first time and probably have some regrets/PTSD. I say all of that because I believe much like our first lacking performance with love, we as a collective through the years are in large part a cause for Doug's lack of waffle performance.  I cannot be more clear when I say this: I believe it is complete bullshit that he has not completed his punishment and I do believe this sets a terrible tone for the league losers but most importantly his own choices in life.  Breaking down Doug's punishment in my eyes was simple: Get waffled to death.  But this wouldn't truly be his first time...

With Greetings, This week is going to be a bit different as I do have a lot to say about: 1.) I think I stand with Putin on this war. 2.) Anything in a grocery store that says "sale" and or "max" is a must-buy. 3.) Running out of Mac-n-Cheese in 3 hours is a 1-star yelp review. But I feel like each of those topics speaks for itself and let's just get into the nitty-gritty of the  "winners win, losers lose" of this week.  Much like the NFL this week, the favored teams did just simply win. You have your rare occurrences of the Jags or Giants with the upset, but this week if you were projected to win, you won. As we go through the rankings this week I will give a "winner" from each team and a "loser".   #1.)  Douglas DD, Dug (5-0) - Cody: What the fuck. #2.) Hot Dug's - Doug: After 15 name changes he finally settled on one that makes sense. The guy is red hot and I don't think he's stopping anytime soon. The winner for this...

 I made a blunt statement in the group chat that could be perceived as questionably racist but in my defense, I was told "I'm that n...." by some African American women. I am going to tread extremely cautiously over the next paragraph or so, but I will be relating this back into the power rankings so just follow me here.  Before I explain how I got deemed my new race, I want to be very transparent with another questionable statement "Black people are just cooler than white people". Let that sink in for a second. Follow me here, they are significantly cooler and better than us in all of the following: Apparel, anything athletic, dancing, overall swagger, music, and the list goes on and on. So when saying "I am black now" I consider this truly an upgrade from my 160 lb, unathletic, white-swaggered feeble self.  Saturday night listening to my friend's band at Bronze Boar, and receiving many cocktails for free (shoutout small cheese) at some point I go...