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Season Review Part 2 - League Finished

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  La-da-da-da-dah It's the motherfuckin' D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!) La-da-da-da-dah Wilson has done it yet again. The first two-time champ in the Dirty Dozen maybe Sex Panthers nobody the fuck knows league. In 5 years he has collected over $2,000 from his closest peers. I just hope when he goes to sleep and lays his head down to rest on the eagle feathered pillow on his California king bed he makes sure to thank Abdi, his somalin accountant, for finding a legal, frauding process, that only impacts the people his closest with.  Notes: I am going to skip the fact Chris stole Gabe and now Kirk runs my life as that's not as important.  Season Review Part 2 #4 - Chris: Honestly somewhat shocking you made it this far without having your 3rd overall pick.  Before the year:  I loved your keepers (which makes me totally wrong on Ridley) but Mcbride is a god. I agreed with Chase going first off the board. He may not be the highest scoring player this year but still is to...
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Season Review Part 1- Week 15

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Wait when the fuck did we change our league name? I was going to have fun with the Sexy Panthers Fantasy Football Season review Part 1 today?  Like using this picture for us: This picture for Chris: This picture for Doug: Doug you a freaky ass 69 god. Whatever, dim the lights, shut the fuck up, and lets hit it. Fantasy Football Season Review Part: 1 The reason we are doing a "season review" with two weeks left into the season is two fold. First, these are typically in-depth fantasy blogs that I truly enjoy doing but by the numbers you all don't enjoy. Compared to: Which to be frank, I don't type these out for numbers rather than 90% creed thoughts and 10% for you. So when doing these deep dives I know I am the one who enjoys it the most as I am a Fantasy lunatic. Secondly, because it can get lengthy I think making it shorter and a quicker read is best for everyone.  So "Part 1" will only include the now non-playoff teams, and part 2 will be at the very end o...
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A Thankfully Sick Bracket - Week 14

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  Hello Gentleman!! I know its been almost two weeks since you've last heard for me so lets run though a few things. 1.) Post Happy Thanksgiving!! I should've schedule my blog around traveling and the holiday itself but work has been crazy and it basically came out of nowhere. 2.) I was (per usual) sick as fuck the entirety of last week and only stepped foot into the office for a total of 4 hours across two days. 3.) The World Cup draw happened Friday. As the World Cup is coming quite literally here in June, as (the self-proclaimed) biggest fan/follower of the US team, I like to type out something for everyone to read. I did it 4 years ago and loved doing it. The goal of it is to just simply educate people on our players, our grouping, and our expectations. I guess as I am typing it out I don't know if people enjoy it or really read it to like "learn" but nonetheless I think its better than a bullshit AI-CBS-US soccer blog. That blog won't be coming till late-...
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Postpubescence - Week 12

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  Before we tackle my postpubescence, quick little Gyurke family update. As Todd, Rod, and Karla traveled abroad to Ireland in September for the Steelers vrs Vikings game they also obviously took the week traveling and site seeing. When doing so they stumbled into a fishing village named Dingle, Ireland. Wandered their way into the only pub in the 1,200 population city and sat to have a few pops. They were enjoying their pops when an Irish band took the stage.  My parents in their life now love bands. Being married forever now, they notice sometimes when they go out just themselves they can run out of things to talk about. So to balance their love to go out and try new things, they often find a place with live music and hopefully a good band. Downtown Toledo their a new section of bars called "Ostrich Lane" and one of those new bars is an Irish Pub called "Molly's Pub". My parents love that place to the point my dad has became friends with Molly, and we are havi...
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