Sex Panthers Week 1 Power Stance?

***************** Quick Lead off note: 95% of this was written before the trades came through today. I am going to try to update everything after learning about said trades. So if there are mistakes in here regarding Cooper/Adams just know that I tried to go back and update them but may have forgot************************** Tell our gay ass wives to stay home and read some smut, as this week is going to be a full in-depth football breakdown/league breakdown. Buckle up this is going to be fun. But before we get into the breakdown I have to come clean: I wrote this two weeks ago....... League Breakdown A couple things I found interesting: - Brian is currently averaging a fucking insane 136 points per game. After spending 5ish minutes going back through our prior leagues this is the highest point total heading into week 7 ever. That's without AJ brown for multiple weeks and JT now. Truly wild. - Three of the 3-3 teams have more Points Against than Points For. That stat isn't that ...

  Little Pop Quiz for everyone: 1-800-426-3562 =   ? 1-800-HAND JOB Half of you in here know the direction this is heading, (pause) (Kelsey, yes I am referring to a head of a penis) but none of you know where this is finishing (pause) (Kelsey I think you got this one).  Doug had a diaper party Sunday where the boys gathered to Dan's to watch football. I watched my Steelers go full Tomlin and we got to watch the Browns go full Browns with Will. In the midst of Freaky 4 (Will's nickname for Watson) playing like shit, a topic arose, (pause)(Kelsey I think you've got this one also) that had people completely distracted from Browns and discussing Hand Jobs.  I am on the team of hands on cock only, to climax, is hand job. Any play that has hands on cock but develops into more doesn't count.  Other people argued anytime hand on cock with no climax is considered a hand job.  "Kyle, two rated R riskqueeeee topics in back to back weeks you horndog" - you all pro...