Sex Panthers Week 1 Power Stance?

 Post Draft Breakdown and Rankings A quick couple of notes before we deep dive into my breakdown and rankings. 1.) Drafting in person is 800 times better than on the line. You get to see what people are thinking in real time and there is a gamesmanship to that. Unfortunately, I had 8 noons and a Jack pull throughout the drafting process so I wasn't paying attention to anyone and was just making sure I got my guys.  2.) People get all up in a tizzy when these come out every year. This is my opinion and my rankings, I know Kirk will be providing one here shortly later on this week.  A little window into how I evaluate drafting and a few tidbits for you to understand my thought process: - QB's that have legs are > than those who don't. -  PPR receivers are much safer than RB's due to health. - TE's that aren't: Andrews, Mcbride, Laporta, Kincaid, or Kelce are dogshit. - Did you pay attention to offseason coaching changes, player changes, and whats being reported...

News Editors note: I am doing this from a laptop with no mouse. I apologize for the cropping's below.  The world that we sadly live in is one of questioning all news. Is it good, bad, fake, or real nobody knows but its forced upon us like we are a sexy 10/10 minx in the bathroom as the clock strikes midnight on a English landmark in a walking boot. Back in 2019 I was that sexy broad but instead of being forced into that bathroom I took a stand. I said no to that helmetless motorcycle driver and deleted all social media as an attempted escape from that hell of a bathroom.  Speeding time up to the March 2024 and Reddit breaks for a full day in the midst of the heights of the NFLs Free Agency. I suspiciously went into that bathroom and looked in that mirror and said "You've relocated to Houston, you've grown older, you're still a 10/10 rocket, and as a new masseuse, you're already getting Dms from an NFL Qb". What could go wrong? So in March I made an account...