Sex Panthers Week 1 Power Stance?

 As always rankings will be at the bottom. Before we get into the hoopla and have a ton of fun, let me be clear: sports are canceled until November. Steelers fucking suck, Usa mens soccer team fucking sucks, and when I lose to the jets at home in under a week, it will fucking suck. --------------------------------------- "The mirror can lie. Doesn't show you whats inside. And it, it can tell you you're full of life. Its amazing what you can hide by putting a smile one" - Demi Lovato "Stop saying these negative things about yourself. Look in the mirror and find something about yourself that's positive and celebrate that." - Tyra Banks. "I used to look in the mirror and feel shame, I look in the mirror now and absolutely love myself" - Drew Berrymore If you've made it this far, congrats you might be the only one who kept reading; but stay with me here as our rankings this week will be based on these quotes.  Week 4 is on its way and teams are...

TLDR: Power rankings will be at the bottom but first a poem. PS: Spell check isn't working so rip to me. It is only right we start off week 2 themed "Poetic Justice" with a poem. I have written this poem in honor of Matt calling the browns victory with a 1:22 left and texting me "haha steelers last in the division" for only them to lose and Steelers be first in the division.  A Poem, Titled: How I almost got un-engaged and how a friend lost a meniscus on Kellys island this weekend. The journey starts Friday with an $80 fee, For only one car, Kathleen, and me, Already pissed because I felt this was nothing but a scam, The way over was an hour wait, and quite car jam, Friday was lame with nothing to report, Little did I know saturday, Hannah would would lose a muscle of sorts, It started Saturday with OSU putting up 77 on TOL, Turns out ton of celebaration shots would place Hannah SOL, She stands up to dance like a wind blowing through a field of hibiscus, But wit...

The title means two things,  1.) My rankings of the league. 2.) Will people want this again? I will get to the rankings and a few inner league match breakdowns shortly, but I'd like to address the original request of me even doing something like this in the first place. The can of worms that is my brain that you've requested to be opened is your own fault. For 3 months at my office, I wrote a Friday email to the staff ranking everyone's performances throughout the week. In that few-month time span, I claimed Bill Belichick is actually pope Odilo Pope Schere, I still believe Mike Tyson is a groundhog and compared myself to the Ambrosia Beatle because my writing will bore you.  Before we get to the rankings, I'd like this blog to be written in honor of the Queen who died having captivated the heart of the world and now its spade. Sorry if that joke was too soon or immature to you but it should be noted nothing is too immature for Prince Charles. As a man of class who has ...